If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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