I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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