Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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