I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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