so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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