I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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