so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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