I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I have aggressive nipples.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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