his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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