He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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