drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think your dad took our porno
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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