you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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