Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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