My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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