i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Ikea night.
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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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She announced her abortion via fbk
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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