i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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