i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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