Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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