They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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