I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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