Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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