To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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