I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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