would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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