ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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