Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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