i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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