I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.