I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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