ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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