get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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