Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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