My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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