considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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