You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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