Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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