I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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