how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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