Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.