Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me