69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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