the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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