So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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