Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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