What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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