We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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