addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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