I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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