You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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