can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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