And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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