playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
where does the pee come out of this thing
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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