Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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