If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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