doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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