I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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