Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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