Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have aggressive nipples.
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