It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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