Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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