What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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