sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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